GALAPAGOS CREATION MUSEUM

So ah, supposedly there’s this theme park in Kentucky called “The Creation Museum” where, on display, is this mind-boggling, pseudoscientific “Young Earth Creationist” depiction of the origin of the Universe and life on Earth based on a literal interpretation of The Book of Genesis’ aka: The Bible.

“Come quickly kids or we will miss the 2-o’clock performance of the Lord, drowning his children in the great flood ”  

I mean, if they can make up stories, so can I.

So behold, I give you the antithesis of that Kentucky-fried, Garden of Eden;  A magical, mystical museum that resides off the coast of New England, that speaks a little closer to my heart:

THE GALAPAGOS CREATION MUSEUM